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kerning
Neck-length kerning
Slide spacing from “cozy herd” to “can see both horizons.” Your letterforms finally have room to browse.
Now shipping · savannah build 2.0
Design from a great height.
Giraffic Designer is the graphic-design tool run by giraffes, for anyone tired of short canvases. Stretch your kerning. Stamp your spots. Finally reach the top of the artboard without a stepladder plugin.
No ladders. No short aspect ratios. Mild neck envy expected.
artboard · floor 12 · still scrolling
Features that go the distance
Every control is measured in necks. Every guideline is a spot. Every canvas is taller than your patience.
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canvas
Comically tall artboards
Default aspect ratio: 1 × indefinitely. Landscape mode is available as a medical exemption.
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brand
Spots as brand guidelines
Official mark families include Single Spot, Cluster, and Full Savannah Tile. Clear space: one neck minimum.
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nav
Elevator scrollbar
Why scroll when you can take the lift to Floor 12 of your poster? Soft chime on every layer change.
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brushes
Acacia brush pack
Organic edges, dappled shade, and one brush that only paints things out of reach for shorter tools.
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zoom
Reach-the-top zoom
One click snaps your view to the highest anchor point. Ideal for logos that insist on living in the attic.
The artboard has floors
A dark, elegant studio where the canvas is taller than the window — and that’s the point.
- ✓Neck-length kerning slider between every pair of glyphs
- ✓Spot stamp that never places two identical patches (nature is irregular)
- ✓Status bar: “Still scrolling.” — our most honest feature
- ✓Giraffe cursor: long neck, short deadlines
Brand standards. High standards.
Download the spot sheet. Measure clear space in necks. Please do not stretch the giraffe horizontally — we have a checkbox for that.
AV ToPn
Drag to add more neck between the letters
Pricing by neck length
Start as a calf. Grow into Pro. Crown yourself Enterprise when the herd needs brand consistency across the savannah.
Calf
$0 / mo
- 1 tall canvas (48 necks)
- Single-spot stamp
- Elevator to Floor 3
- Watermark: “still growing”
Pro
$19 / mo
- Unlimited tall canvases
- Full spot stamp library
- Elevator to Floor 12
- Neck-length kerning presets
- Acacia brush pack
Enterprise Herd
$99 / mo
- SSO (Savannah Sign-On)
- Shared spot guidelines
- Dedicated elevator shaft
- Crown badge on exports
- Priority neck support
Testimonials from altitude
Names changed to protect the mildly embarrassed.
“I used to design logos that fit in a square. Now my wordmarks have weather systems at the top.”
— M. · former square enthusiast
“The elevator scrollbar cured my fear of long documents. Also my fear of short ones.”
— R. · brand lead, mid-height agency
“Clear space of one neck minimum finally gave our mark room to breathe. And browse.”
— T. · identity systems (spots)
“Customer support answered from Floor 12. I could hear the soft chime. Five stars.”
— A. · paid the Enterprise crown tax willingly
Ready to reach the top?
Open a tall canvas. Stamp a spot. Kern like your neck depends on it. Giraffic Designer — absurdly elevated graphic design.